A dumb dumby dumb name for a dumber dumb dumb show.  However, once in a while, things look up. I can’t even find a picture good enough to post.  LAME.  Try this instead:

A reality based ‘L word’?  Losers.  Don’t base your ‘reality’ on a show that sucked enormously after episode 1.

Put your speakers on mute.  Put your eyes on convenient shadow(s).  That  just might be the weekend to take off.  Even fake(?) celebsians are there!  Pants not included.  I’m okay with that.

I just lady gaga(gged) realizing how many people are going to be her for halloween.

Exhibit A: Let’s start off with a bang.  Bombshell.

Exhibit B: A pirate well before the pirate.

Exhibit C: Perhaps the best movie of all time.  Starring GEEna. (Also starring Madge in her prime .)

Exhibit D: Archery?  Holy geezus.  Please!

Exhibit E: And then there is THIS best movie of all time.  (E.1 How could I overlook T&L?)

Exhibit F thru Z:  F, G, H, I, J, K, …Z. No boob shots?  Maybe that’s because she’s Mensa.

New game! Spot the lez!

FYI: The be all and end all list of ‘G’, ‘B’, or ‘L’s’…

…which includes Patricia Velásquez (her?).

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That made-for-tv-hbo-thinger staring what’s-her-name doesn’t hold a candle to (what was) the real thing.  Period.

Where did you come from?

This (underappreciated) movie.

Oh hello.  Bangers and Mash, please.  Table for two.  Fisting or non?

g i r l f r i e n d i s a h o m o

Village Voice (Slip ‘n) Slide Show

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So she’s part of a cheesey morning talk show.  And they have her do ridiculous things (her facial expression, I think, says it all).  But underneath the lights, and having to work with captain douche and lieutenant twat, out comes Ms. A. Curry.

Anne is the first recipient of my ‘Stone Cold Fox’ award.  Those who recieve it are two things:  1/A stone cold fox (secondary), and 2/ Brilliant (primary).  More often than not, you can have one but not the other.  But those – like Anne – who are bestowed the ‘SCF’ … they’ve got it all.  Dear Ann, take over that nightly news cast and show that wannabe SCF how it’s done.

Okay, Okay Meridith.  You’re a twat (mainly for being part of this) but I’ll consider you the NBC runner up for the SCF.

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I’ve got the time. I’ve got the drive. I’ve got the pictures to link. Post or two a day.

This is Feist. She writes songs then sings them. She’s a dream. An absolute vision. And has memorizing videos to suit. Worth knowing: she is also part of an ensemble called as Broken Social Scene (known for not only their musical prowess, but another beautiful singer in metric).

Did I mentions Feist is…